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泽芜君 (𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛). (
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hallowing
2023-12-20 05:17 am (UTC)
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hey i heard u'd fuck for noodles
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that is absolutely NOT what he heard but you know what? he's going with it. good luck, xichen. happy hunger... fucking?
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calmness
2023-12-20 05:20 am (UTC)
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he knows who is behind this.
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It would seem you were misinformed. It takes more than noodles.
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hallowing
2023-12-20 05:23 am (UTC)
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sir u misunderstand me, this is an offer of prostitution
i want Zha Jiang Mian and im willing to trade some truly mindblowing sex to satiate my desires
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calmness
2023-12-20 05:29 am (UTC)
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Who informed you I can make some?
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but on second thought---
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If I make noodles first and then the sex is far from mindblowing, it is far from a fair deal.
1/2?
hallowing
2023-12-20 05:37 am (UTC)
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a particularly erudite parrot. it was pretty weird actually, did u know there's parrots on board???
not entirely sure they should be trusted bc one of them tried to say im a god and that got weird fast u know???
no i lied 2/3
hallowing
2023-12-20 05:38 am (UTC)
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did this just get transactional bc im into it
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hallowing
2023-12-20 05:41 am (UTC)
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so what im hearing is sex first noodles after
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calmness
2023-12-20 05:43 am (UTC)
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And the parrot's name. Then noodles.
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hallowing
2023-12-20 05:45 am (UTC)
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dolorosa
some ppl have no taste u know?
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calmness
2023-12-20 05:48 am (UTC)
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Ah. Master Wei is normally more creative with the names.
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hallowing
2023-12-20 05:49 am (UTC)
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i can say with genuine 100 percent certainty i have no idea who that is
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not actually a lie. his ability to remember names is like. nonexistent.
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calmness
2023-12-28 03:36 am (UTC)
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Alright.
Then the second part of your half of the bargain?
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hallowing
2023-12-31 03:56 pm (UTC)
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the fuckin', yea
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calmness
2024-01-01 04:49 am (UTC)
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Come to my room, then
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hallowing
2024-01-01 11:21 pm (UTC)
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damn son, aight.
you don't even wanna ask me for an std panel or smth? wild
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text ↪ un: torontonian
（ that is absolutely NOT what he heard but you know what? he's going with it. good luck, xichen. happy hunger... fucking? ）
no subject
no subject
i want Zha Jiang Mian and im willing to trade some truly mindblowing sex to satiate my desires
no subject
( but on second thought--- )
If I make noodles first and then the sex is far from mindblowing, it is far from a fair deal.
1/2?
not entirely sure they should be trusted bc one of them tried to say im a god and that got weird fast u know???
no i lied 2/3
no subject
no subject
no subject
some ppl have no taste u know?
no subject
no subject
（ not actually a lie. his ability to remember names is like. nonexistent. ）
no subject
Then the second part of your half of the bargain?
no subject
no subject
no subject
you don't even wanna ask me for an std panel or smth? wild